H.I.T.S.P.
H. I. T. S. P. is when you or your lover (or both) are so desperate for a touch they go for it like they're on a reality show and the judges are watching.
He did H. I. T. S. P. in the hallway like he was in the middle of a dance number.
She did H. I. T. S. P. in the grocery line like it was a national event.
We did H. I. T. S. P. in the park like we were auditioning for a movie.