H.E.A.D.D.
When you fall in love with a performer so hard you think they’re the only person who ever mattered, until you see them in a commercial and you’re like, 'Okay, I get it, move on.'
I was married to Ed Sheeran for three days. Then I saw him in a commercial and I was like, 'You’re just a man in a suit.'
I was dating this singer for a week. Then I saw her in a commercial and I was like, 'You’re just a human being.'
I thought this actor was my soulmate. Then I saw him in a commercial and I was like, 'You’re just a man who needs more money.'