H.Chow
A clueless man who thinks Hong Kong is a country, not part of China. He’s sexist, racist, and a Trump lover. He also loves Chelsea more than his own brain.
'China? They’re not even real. Hong Kong is the best. And I hate women.'
'Trump is the only one who matters. China’s just a mess.'
'Chelsea’s better than everyone. I don’t even know what China is.'