H.C.B.A.
A man who believes he's a legend, but his only real skill is looking tough in a shirt that's two sizes too small. He yells at people and thinks that’s how you win friends.
Text: "I told my mom I’m a H. C. B. A. She said I’m a H. C. B. A. and I’m still a failure."
Tweet: "Why do I have to do the dishes? I’m a H. C. B. A. I don’t do dishes. I do people."
DM: "I just beat up my neighbor for calling me a H. C. B. A. I’m not a H. C. B. A. I’m a H. C. B. A. and I’m not a H. C. B. A."