H'bob
A H'bob is the best of the best. They’re so good, they could make a statue cry. They’re from the old country and they’re so funny, they might just take over the world.
My mom is a H'bob. She told my dad he was a donkey and he believed her.
My dog is a H'bob. He barked at the mailman and got a gold medal.
My teacher is a H'bob. She failed me for no reason and gave me extra credit.