H.A.M.G.A.M.
H. A. M. G. A. M. is like being so tough you can fight a grown man and still have time to take a nap.
Message: I got in a fight and still went to sleep. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: I worked out and still took a nap. You don't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I got yelled at and still took a nap. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.