H.A.M.G.A.M.
H. A. M. G. A. M. is when you're so strong you could lift a grown man and still have time to take a dump.
Message: I ate a whole pizza and still beat you in the race. You don't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: My dad said I was too weak to be a man. I proved him wrong by lifting him.
Text: I did 10 push-ups and still had energy to yell at my brother.