Haj Squat
You're wearing a fancy robe and your gut says, 'I’m going down!' So you rip up your dress and do your business anywhere, even if it's in front of a king.
My robe was too fancy for a normal toilet, so I had to do a Haj Squat in the palace courtyard.
I got caught doing a Haj Squat in front of the sultan and now I have to pay him a tax.
My guts said, 'Let’s go!' and I did a Haj Squat on a camel.