Haj 5
A time trick that’s basically a lie. You say it, and the world decides to test your patience. It’s like the universe is giving you a hard time.
"It’ll be ready in 5." (It’s still on fire at 25.)
"I’ll be there in 5." (He’s still stuck in traffic because of a goose.)
"We’ll leave in 5." (They’re still arguing about whose turn it is to do the laundry.)