Haiyan
A Runescape player who acts like a boss, eats rice like it's going out of style, and sucks off guys like it's their job. They log out or commit suicide just to save their pixels, even though they're still going to die anyway. They call everyone else 'programmers' and 'autoers' even though they’re all just lazy jerks with the same 10 characters.
@haiyan just logged out after getting killed by a goblin. Still called me a programmer. What even is that? #runescape
Haiyan suicides again because she failed to kill a goblin. Still said I was a programmer. Pathetic.
Haiyan logged out mid-fight. Said I was a programmer. I'm not even a programmer, I'm just a guy who likes money.