Haivan
A Haivan is a person so amazing that they make everyone else look like a failure. They’re the reason your life feels like a bad movie.
My crush is a Haivan and I failed math because I was too busy staring at her.
My brother tried to be a Haivan but he forgot to brush his teeth and now he’s just a regular guy.
At the party, I tried to impress her and I spilled my drink on her dress.