Haito - A man’s way of showing off by touching himself. It’s also th

A man’s way of showing off by touching himself. It’s also the goo that falls when he’s done and thinks he’s the best.

"He did a haito in the middle of my presentation. I got a B because of it.", Emma, on Instagram

"I did a haito in the bathroom and forgot to wash my hands. Now I’ve got goo on my face.", Jake, in a DM

"He did a haito in front of the whole class. The teacher gave him detention.", Sam, in a tweet