haitian-pack
when your group of friends turns your car into a meatball sub. 8 people in a four-seater, 10 in an SUV, and one kid trying to fit in the trunk like he’s a burrito.
my friends showed up in a car that looked like it had been hit by a bus and was also on fire
i tried to haitian-pack my whole family into my car and now i can't even open the door without a crowbar
the haitian-pack was so intense my dog had to ride in the back with my brother and he was crying
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