Haitian Hauler
A beat-up Japanese car from before 2000 that looks like it got hit by a shopping cart in a parking lot. It’s usually gray or maroon with window tint so bad it looks like it’s been dipped in glue. The mirrors and lights are hanging by wires because the owner is too cheap to fix it.
That car is so broken it should get a medal.
I think that car is trying to escape from the parking lot.
That thing has more dents than my teacher’s patience.