Haithcock
A straight, single woman who works at the school and acts like a man. She lives alone with a bunch of animals, mostly cats and dogs, which she probably got because she’s crazy and likes to have company.
She screamed at the basketball team for losing, then fed her cat a whole chicken.
She told the football coach to shape up, then let her dog sleep on her lap.
She yelled at the principal for interrupting her, then took her cat for a walk.