Haithcock
A lady who runs the athletic department, is straight, and acts like a man. She’s single and lives alone with a bunch of pets, mostly cats and dogs, which she probably got because she’s lonely and hates being alone.
She gave the track team a lecture, then fed her dog a whole bowl of kibble.
She screamed at the soccer coach for missing a game, then watched her cat chase a laser pointer.
She told the principal to back off, then snuggled her dog on the couch.