Haitch Pea
A dirty word for Hewlett-Packard that comes from a smelly youtuber named DankPods who smells like old socks and regret.
My laptop is a piece of junk. I swear it's made by Haitch Pea.
DankPods is the worst. He smells like Haitch Pea.
I got a new laptop. It's not from Haitch Pea. Thank God.