hairymuffitis - Hairymuffitis is when a girl’s muff is so hairy it’s like a

Hairymuffitis is when a girl’s muff is so hairy it’s like a forest and no matter how hard she tries she can’t get rid of it

My muff is a jungle and my fanny is the animal that won’t let me go

I tried waxing and now my muff is like a hairy beast

I looked in the mirror and my muff is like a hairy squirrel that won’t leave my butt