hairymuffitis
Hairymuffitis is when a girl’s muff is so hairy it’s like a rug and it’s so stuck to her fanny that it might as well be married to it
My muff is a rug and my fanny is its husband and they won’t leave each other
I tried plucking and now my muff is like a hairy rug that won’t budge
My muff is so hairy it’s like I live in a hair salon and my fanny is the boss