Hairyface
A smelly, bearded man who lives in a closet and only comes out to drink beer and yell at strangers.
Hairyface just showed up at the bar. He smells like a wet dog and a expired pizza.
Why is Hairyface crying? He probably got kicked out of his closet again.
Hairyface tried to flirt with the bartender. She just stared at him like he was a bad pun.