hairy woof
A hairy woof is when your pubes look like they were grown by a mad scientist who didn’t care about hygiene.
My friend’s hairy woof is so bad, I think it has a life of its own.
He walked in, and I asked if he had a pet goat. He said no. I looked again. He said it was his hairy woof.
Her hairy woof is so thick, I swear it could stop a bullet.