hairy turnculs

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A guy who sits in a corner typing nonsense and jerking off to memes while everyone else is having fun.

I posted a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and got 10 likes. That’s more than my mom gets on Facebook.

I spent 4 hours watching a cat fall off a couch. It was worth it.

I like the meme where the guy says 'I will kill you' and then dies. It’s so dramatic.

A guy who treats his phone like it’s his girlfriend and beats up a monkey just to get it to grow up.

I attached my phone to my wrist and ran around like a lunatic for 2 hours. The mankey didn’t even look at me.

I punched the mankey so hard it turned into a primeape. I’m a legend now.

I was so obsessed with evolving that I forgot to eat. I now have a belly button.