Hairy tun - A little hole down there that’s got more hair than a dog’s b

A little hole down there that’s got more hair than a dog’s butt after a round of hot dogs.

My hairy tun is so hairy, it looks like it’s got its own hair salon.

I walked into a room and saw a hairy tun, and I immediately left.

My friend’s hairy tun is so hairy, it could start a fire.