hairy tortoise - a woman’s lower half if it was covered in hair and it reeked

a woman’s lower half if it was covered in hair and it reeked like a swamp

My neighbor called my mom a hairy tortoise because she had a beard and smelled like a trash can.

My brother’s teacher got called a hairy tortoise because she had a full beard and smelled like a gym sock.

My friend’s dad got called a hairy tortoise because he had a beard and smelled like a locker room.