Hairy Thomas - A guy with a lot of hair on his pecker. Maybe he’s British o

A guy with a lot of hair on his pecker. Maybe he’s British or just a bit crazy.

My cousin’s nickname is Hairy Thomas. He’s got hair on his toes too.

I called my teacher Hairy Thomas. He gave me detention and a pop quiz.

My brother’s got a full-blown beard down there. People call him Hairy Thomas.