hairy tate
A stupid boat guy who thinks he’s a rockstar of the ocean. He’s not that smart, but he’s got the ladies drooling and pirates cackling like hyenas.
“Hairy Tate tried to sing to the waves. The waves just laughed and made him fall off his boat.”
“He tried to impress a sea monster. The monster just gave him a thumbs up and ate his anchor.”
“He’s the reason the pirate crew has a new motto: ‘Don’t be a Hairy Tate.’”