hairy tate
A lousy sailor who thinks he’s a king of the sea. He’s not smart, but he’s got enough charm to make pirates roll on the floor and women laugh until they cry.
“Hairy Tate tried to talk to a whale. The whale just swam away and left him in the middle of the ocean.”
“He tried to kiss a sea witch. She turned him into a crab. For a while.”
“He’s the reason the pirate map has a ‘WTF’ written on it.”