hairy tate
A dumb boat guy who thinks he’s tough because he floats around near Baja. He’s not smart, but he’s smart enough to make pirates laugh and women show off their shiny teeth.
“Hairy Tate? He’s the guy who tried to sail through a storm and forgot to tie his anchor. Now he’s just a legend with a bad tan.”
“I saw Hairy Tate trying to flirt with a mermaid. She just threw a fish at him.”
“He’s the reason the pirate crew has a new nickname: ‘The Hairy Tate Experience.’”