Hairy sloppy salad
A hairy sloppy salad is when a guy wants his girlfriend or partner to dig into his butt like it’s a messy salad and he’s spitting and coughing like he’s got a sore throat and a hairball
He asked me to eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been eating dirt and glue
She said yes to the hairy sloppy salad but only if he stopped spitting like a parrot with a mouthful of confetti
He tried to make me eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been chewing a sock full of glitter and snot