Hairy sloppy salad
A hairy sloppy salad is when a guy thinks his butt is the best meal ever and makes his girlfriend or partner eat it like it’s a giant salad and he’s coughing up chunks of hair and gunk
He asked me to eat his butt like a salad and it was like eating a soggy sandwich made of hair and snot
She said yes to the hairy sloppy salad, but only if he stopped coughing up chunks of hair
My guy tried to make me eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been living in a trash can for weeks