Hairy Shoes
A nickname for my best friend Sarah Hughes. She’s so stupid sometimes, it’s like she’s got hairy shoes on her face.
Sarah Hughes is hairy shoes. She fell off a cliff and still managed to be dumb.
Hairy Shoes is my friend. She eats my leftovers and calls it a compliment.
Sarah Hughes is Hairy Shoes. She thinks getting kicked out of a bar is a badge of honor.