hairy shitfit
When you're so confused and angry your hair looks like it's on fire and your brain is trying to escape.
My mom said I had to clean my room. I had a hairy shitfit and threw my toys out the window.
My teacher called me a 'disgrace.' I had a hairy shitfit and drew a beard on the whiteboard.
My friend told me my crush likes someone else. I had a hairy shitfit and cried in the hallway.