hairy sea lemon
A hairy sea lemon is a human-shaped monster that can’t do anything right. It’s the kind of person who makes you want to quit life.
My mom is a hairy sea lemon. She tried to make pizza and used ketchup instead of sauce.
My friend is a hairy sea lemon. He tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat on a blender.
My boss is a hairy sea lemon. He yelled at the printer for not working.