Hairy Sausage
when you say your Yorkie looks like a hairy sausage and people think you’ve got a Yorkie and a hairy sausage, like you’re some kind of dog nightmare.
I said my Yorkie is a hairy sausage and people are asking if it’s a Yorkie and a sausage. Are you a dog nightmare?!
My dog is a hairy sausage, not a combo of two dogs. You’re making it worse.
You called my Yorkie a hairy sausage and now people think I’ve got two dogs. I only have one, and it’s not a sausage.