Hairy Sausage
when you call your Yorkie a hairy sausage and people think you’ve got a Yorkie and a hairy sausage, like you’re some kind of dog connoisseur.
I said my Yorkie was a hairy sausage and now people think I own a dog and a sausage. Are you high?!
Calling my dog a hairy sausage was just a compliment, not an introduction to a sausage.
You said my Yorkie is a hairy sausage and now people think I’ve got a second dog. I haven’t even had breakfast yet.