Hairy Sandwich
When your butt hair turns into a sticky, smelly mess after eating a meatball sub and then sitting on a rusty bench
After that meatball sub, my hairy sandwich looked like it had been in a trash can and a pit of snakes.
My hairy sandwich was so bad, I had to take a shower with my brother.
I tried to sit on a rusty bench and my hairy sandwich exploded like a volcano.