hairy sack of magic
A magical bag of hair and meat that’s also your personal baby factory
"You talk about your hairy sack of magic like it’s a superhero. It’s just a bag of hair and meat!"
"I’m not scared of you. I’m scared of your hairy sack of magic and its baby-making powers."
"Your hairy sack of magic is so magical, it could turn my math test into a baby."