Hairy Ronald - You shoot snacks from your butt and one hits a kid who can’t

You shoot snacks from your butt and one hits a kid who can’t afford lunch and he dies and you find cash in your pants.

I shot a snack out my butt and a broke kid died. Found five bucks in my pants. Hairy Ronald for life.

My butt fired a crumb and a poor kid died. Got five bucks. That’s Hairy Ronald.

I blew out a snack and a broke kid died. Found five bucks. That’s Hairy Ronald.