Hairy Poppins
Your barber gives you a blow job while he trims your hair and calls you a f***ing loser.
He trimmed my hair and gave me a blow job while he called me a f***ing loser.
He gave me a blow job while he trimmed my hair and called me a f***ing loser.
He called me a f***ing loser and gave me a blow job while he trimmed my hair.