Hairy Plotter - A person who’s thinking about getting rid of their pubic hai

A person who’s thinking about getting rid of their pubic hair, but still has a full head of hair on their head.

I'm a hairy plotter. My legs are smooth, but my head looks like a raccoon.

I’m a hairy plotter. My pubes are wild, but my brain is still in the planning phase.

I’m a hairy plotter. I’ve got a plan, but it’s not coming out of my crotch.