Hairy Plotter - A person who’s got a plan, but it’s not in their pants.

A person who’s got a plan, but it’s not in their pants.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plot’s in my head, not my crotch.

I'm a hairy plotter. I've got a strategy, but no trim.

I’m a hairy plotter. My plan is perfect, but my hair is still there.