hairy pizza
Hairy is like your grandma's legs. Pizza is like your grandma's love. You know it's true.
My grandma's hairy and she gave me pizza. I don't know why I still love her.
He called me hairy and I threw pizza at him. He got hairy. I won.
My brother said my dog was hairy. I gave him pizza. He didn't eat it. He's a loser.