Hairy Otter
The best story ever. It’s about a magical otter who goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they will be your friend forever, probably.
My mom said Hairy Otter is better than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother.
My teacher said Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire was the most boring book ever.
I told my sister she was Hairy Otter and now she won’t stop teasing me.