hairy nublet
When you're so uncool you have hair and a nublet, and it's the worst thing ever.
My teacher called my friend a hairy nublet because he forgot his homework and drew a mustache on the board.
My brother got called a hairy nublet after he spilled milk on my mom's new shirt.
My friend's cat is a hairy nublet and it's the reason why he got grounded.