hairy nublet - A hairy nublet is the kind of insult that makes you want to

A hairy nublet is the kind of insult that makes you want to punch a wall, cry, and then eat a whole bag of chips.

My brother got called a hairy nublet after he lost his video game and still managed to eat my snack.

My friend's brother is a hairy nublet and it's the reason why he's the worst at hide and seek.

My dog got called a hairy nublet after he ate my homework and it was full of hair.