hairy nublet - A hairy nublet is the most basic insult you can throw at som

A hairy nublet is the most basic insult you can throw at someone who’s too lazy to be cool.

My neighbor called my dog a hairy nublet because it chased his mailman.

My friend's dad got called a hairy nublet after he tried to fix the internet and broke it.

My cousin's parrot is a hairy nublet and it's the reason why it won't talk to me.