hairy nelson
you're eating out a woman with no clothes on, and she cuts loose with a fart that leaves your face looking like a stain from the toilet.
I thought I was getting a good time, but she gave me a fart face. I’m still trying to wipe it off.
She had no shame and no clothes, and she let it all out on me. I’m covered in stink and regret.
I was halfway through, and she let one rip. I swear I could smell the trash can from there.