Hairy Muttley - The main attraction down there. Use it when you want to talk

The main attraction down there. Use it when you want to talk about vaginas without getting yelled at. It’s like a fancy word for a cuss word.

My mom called me a hairy muttley when I said the word cunt in front of her friend.

At lunch, I said, 'You’re a hairy muttley,' and my teacher gave me a warning.

My friend texted me, 'You’re a hairy muttley!' after I told a joke about her brother.