Hairy Morris
When someone lies about good news and it turns out to be the worst possible news, like finding out your dad's been cheating for 10 years.
My teacher said I passed, but I failed. Hairy Morris.
He said he'd give me a blowjob if I did his homework. I did it. He pulled my hair out.
My mom told me I could skip chores. I did. Then I got a Hairy Morris.