Hairy Minge
A Hairy Minge is someone who acts like they know what's going on, but they're just clueless and need everything explained to them.
'I heard you're a Hairy Minge. You probably can't tell a chicken from a cow.', @chickenlover123
'You said 'Hairy Minge'? You're not even smart enough to own a phone.', @dumbperson7
'He called me a Hairy Minge. I'm not clueless, I'm just a little slow.', @slowbutstrong